These are the hoods in Nairobi that have the hottest chics.
Umoja has thousands of fine babaes. The only problem is they drink too much and speak sheng.
For example, when you are shagging a chic from Umoja, she’ll surprise you with phrases ;like “Katambe….katambe……iende….iende.” When you go to visit her, she’ll tell you “Buda umeniletea mavitu leo?”
Apart from drinking and broadcasting sheng vocabulary, Umoja women are very mentally stable, and aren’t prone to psychotic outbursts.
They are much more down to earth and do not suffer from narcissistic delusions of grandeur as a result.